Pineappleing

To relieve ones self in a sink or basin.

Q, What are you doing?
A, Pineappleing.

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Pineappleing

A form of group sex involving 3 or more people,at least one being a male. You take a pineapple and cut the top off, and then carve hole in the fruit about the size of your penis. Then, shove the pineapple up the takers asshole and put your penis in the hole in the pineapple. The third person sits under them and licks the anal citrus blood blend that drips out of the takers asshole.

Dude, your mom was pineappleing with two guys the other day.

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Pineapple

Spongebob's house

Spongebob's house is a pineapple, under the sea...that makes sense!

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Pineapple

What the fuck are you doing looking up the definition of pineapple you retard?!?

I like pineapples

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Pineapple

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

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Pineapple

A dressing-down or verbal punishment, particularly from management to workers, and used particularly in the Australian mining and construction industries. Meant to evoke the mental picture of having a spikey pineapple shoved up one's arse.

The foreman wasn't happy; he gave us all a pineapple.

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Pineapple

A code word to replace the phrase "That's what she said" in order to avoid alerting unwanted participants.

New Female coworker at demonstration: "This is my first time, so take it slow."

Male coworker to other coworkers: "Pineapple!"

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