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When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.
Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.
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Customer complains at a pizza place, so you tell them to come back behind the front counter and suck your dick, while your about to cum, cum all over the pizza, then she leaves and eats the pizza
Man 1: Dude! I saw someone just got the Pizza Guzzler! What A Slut!!
Man 2: Shitttttyyyyy!
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Rich kid who owns a pizza franchise
Person1: Bruh did you hear pizza boy just bought ANOTHER pair of AirPods
Person2: yeah bro that pizza boy rich as hell
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Pizza Dance was created to promote peace and unity, bread is a staple of life, and we all break bread, a pizza represents the world, as families, we sit around a pie of pizza and break bread together as a family, the toppings, unique as they can be, represents diversity, race, color, or gender is of no meaning, as a family consists of the parents, and the kids, we believe through unification world wide, the pizza dance should be a part of every ones life.
pizza dance tony modicas pizza dance
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the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.
we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits
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When you eat too much pizza and it dips into your stomach.
I ate too much pizza and I am having a pizza dip.
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Pizza love is a scale used to assess your love for someone. Ie. Saving your last slice of pizza for the love of your life even if you are still hungry. A similar scale can be used with rolos!
"Here I've saved you my last slice of pizza, that's how much I love you". "Wow babe, that's true pizza love!"
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