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When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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Phrase used in servers against rain
let's burn rain she witch
Haven't had any sex this year.
She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.
An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.
Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me
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The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*
Person A: I hate this shit!
Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.
Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!
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Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
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My girlfriend is out of my league
My girlfriend raine is out of my league
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