Obsession with reaching a higher speed on the bonneville salt flats.
James says he isnt leaving till he hits 160. Hes got salt fever.
a mid evil torture method that puts salt in your fore skin it hurts you tiny penis really bad
i will put salt in your fore skin
no daddy no
Harboring ill feelings toward someone or something. โTotingโ
Wendy ate my cake. I salting on the weng yes.
The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
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Brodie: โShut the f@&k up chad!โ Chad: โChill out salt bag.โ
When people around you RAGE soooo bad that you can feel the physical sensation of saltiness in your tongue.
An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.