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armageddon sandwich

Two slices of bread with a piece of paper placed between the slices that has the word "armageddon" written on it, often sent through the mail anonymously as a prank that confuses and dumbfounds whoever recieves the sandwich in the mail. Using moldy bread adds extra humor and awesomeness to the prank. The armageddon sandwich was founded in November of 2007 by a man who is known to the public only as Silly Sally 54.

Dude, my roommate received a package in the mail the other day and was ecstatic until he opened it to reveal the dreaded armageddon sandwich.

by anonymous prankster December 3, 2007

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soup-sandwich

adj. The quality of being entirely screwed up. See also ate-up.

What the hell is this? You call this a car? The tires are flat, the engine block is cracked, and the left turn signal doesn't work. It's soup-sandwich.

by eidechse July 5, 2004

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Sexuality Sandwich

A threesome in which a straight girl is penetrated by a bi guy whilst the bi guy is being penetrated by a gay guy.

Me and my girl hooked up with this dude and we made the greatest sexuality sandwich.

by FemboyFoxFurFag March 25, 2019

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Sausage Sandwich

When two girls are in the act of scissoring, you put your dick in between their vaginas and sit back and relax

Yo dude, did your hear about will?
Yeah I heard that he walked in on two lesbians scissoring, they asked if he wanted to join in and make a sausage sandwich

by Cornf1ake February 9, 2018

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Shit on a Sandwich

1. An exclamation of surprise, disbelief, disgust, anger, or horror.

2. A sandwich with feces on it.

1. Joey: "Holy shit on a sandwich! That was cool!"

2. The shit on a sandwich special smelled terrible.

by D-Sacc February 6, 2009

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pizza sandwich

An entity similar in nature, but inherently different from pizza. A pizza sandwich is a sandwich that contains tomato sauce, cheese, and whatever other toppings that are desired. What makes a pizza sandwich different from pizza is the placement of the ingredients between two pieces of bread, in accordance with the definition of a sandwich. This allows for easier consumption and transport of the said food.

Damn Lowry, I'm starving, I could really go for a pizza sandwich.

by Richard Bates April 16, 2008

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snowball sandwich

When a full bodied gal gives me a BJ and kisses me my load where I proceed to give her an oral vaginal injection with my straw curled tongue shooter.

That lady in the 4 inch stilettos really needs a snowball sandwich.

by djsee4 July 26, 2011

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