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When two men touch their buttholes together.
Wow-wee Johnny sure gave me a great San Francisco Kiss last night!
If you have ever encountered Kocho-San#3683 you know he is literally the god of being nice and giving away their stuff.
Wow Kocho-San#3683 thought I should fix my sleep schedule and stop being awake at 3:56 AM, how nice of them.
- A small community in Northern Galveston County.
- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay
- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.
- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.
- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.
- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.
- A great place to raise children.
When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender
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In 2 weeks at State all of this can happen.... 3 people in jail, one in mexican jail! a sleepover at a mexican taxi cab drivers house, 3 drunk girls wet the bed, 3 hospital visits. taking care of drunk RA's, floor whore gets around some more, watch out for couples in the shower(straight and gay) and unlocked doors, roomate violence and walks of shame! oh ya and all of this is told to you the next morning b/c you obviously blacked out!!
Roomate A: i have a test today
Roomate B: what class?
Roomate A: no, i think i have Herpes!
Roomate B: ya know what they say, 1 in 4 girls have an STD at San Diego State
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A place filled with pot smokers and hippies, somewhere in Northern California. You never wanna move there. Very small, filled with smoke and broken dreams. People come here to get high, or die emotionally. Or both. The only plus side is that you can get super big ice-creams here for really cheap!
Me: I hate my life so I'll move to North San Juan.
Kate: Okay.
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A gay couple, though not necessarily located in San Francisco.
No, we are not in fact San Francisco roommates.
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