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the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"
man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!
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a lesbian. definition is self-explanatory.
in her retirement, martina navratalova is putting down her raquet and taking up been flicking on a full time-basis
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And Ely Bean is the nickname for someone who live in Ely, Cardiff. they are chavs but try to say they are not. the boys are dirty and quite frankly man whores. the girls usually have kids by the time there about 17.. there are also Super-Ely Beans who are from a different part of Ely, they still act like chavs but they are decent and not slags. the super Ely beans usually have the sexiest girls but not very nice looking boys
person from neighbouring town(fairwater) : errr you stupid ELY BEAN!
person from Ely: err you fairwater fairy ill bang you out bruv!
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A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.
It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.
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When someone is so damn pure that you just wanna hug them until they (and possibly also you) suffocate
Dan Howell is such a smoll bean. We need to protect him.
Josh Dun is the smollest bean of them all.
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The act of replacing a normal word or activity to confuse the people you are with..
Oh man look at those Loto Beans on that bitch...\
Hey Steve you wanna come over, take off your pants and let me Loto your beans?
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a 'zean bean'; also known as a 'badman' is the most rare and most exquisite form of bean you will find in any garden.
the most common habitat for a zean bean would normally be somewhere sunny (where the bean can kick up its little feet and do what it does best.. not much) or somewhere with banging tunes in a dark corner with multiple minature bottles of vodka stashed in its pocket.
p.s also an excellent driver whilst under the influence
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