A racist and (closeted) bisexual who wrote several surprisingly arousing songs in the eighties.
Person 1: "Steven Patrick Morrissey ruins The Smiths for me."
Person 2: "Separate artist from art!"
Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
Me; Dude I'm so fed, we better not pull a Patrick's Kai'Sa on this game
Me; How the fuck did we lose? You all pulled a fucking Patricks's Kai'Sa didn't you?
The lord of Pythagorean theorem, will teach it to you endlessly
Jerry Patrick: sorry for teaching Pythagorean Theorem so much but you're going to need it
An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!
Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...
...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!
When you drink too much and subsequently shit and like yourself
Last night Maxwell did pull a Patrick.
Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head, is another way for saying Boosie Fade.
You look exactly like Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head... it´s like the Boosie Fade hahah!