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suck scale

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,

I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.

by Shartified June 20, 2022


Sanctusian scale

A scale ranging from 1 to 3, measuring peepee lengths, 3 being massive and 2 being average. Nothing outside this scale exists, that would not be realistic.

“My peepee is a 3 on the Sanctusian Scale.”

“That is huge good for you mine is 2.”

“That’s okay 1 through 3 are all the sizes and yours is average mine is just enormous. Let’s high five.”

by Sollygiise May 22, 2023


hotness scale

a mental scale used to judge an individuals attractiveness

mainly used on women

nigga you gave her a ten yo hotness scale be broken

by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016


Hotness Scale

Thing that determines how hot a girl is using the numbers 1-10, 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest.

Things that can earn her points:
- Being physically attractive
- Having a job
- Having a great personality
- Having little to no sex partners
- Thinking you’re sexy

Things that can lose her points:
- Being physically unattractive
- Not having a job
- Having a bad attitude

- Having lots of sex partners

That girl looks okay, but she’s cool as shit. So that moves her up from being a 5, to about an 8 or a 9 on the hotness scale.

That girls is hot as fuck. But her problem is she knows it. So that moves her down from being a 10 to being maybe a 2 or a 3.

by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023


Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 27, 2022


full scale consciousness

Multidimensional consciousness of sapience, sentience, and sophonce.

Capable of experiencing and making conscious instances.
A monad (whole unit) of consciousness.
Also perhaps can be worldly of most kinds of advanced worlds and more.
A high-form high-consciousness.
Has an adequate rating of omniquotience (intelligence, sensory, social, emotional, creative, energy, and more quotients).
A post-exponentia of consciousness kind scale that can also be attributed to clear humans and isn't necessarily restricted to only extradimensionals, however might be expected of them.

A complete (holistically complete*) consciousness of a dimensional level.
A consciousness of a full scale.

Some tried transcending the levels of consciousness to attain full scale consciousness and many were helped by many full scale consciousnesses too, and not only through generative drugs and astral travel and multidimensional downloads of varying moderate andor high success.

by TranslogicMultisonance May 31, 2023


pizza scale

When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.

Damn, my favourite takeaway is taking forever!
It's ok, dude. Pizza scale.

by kittiekommittee July 26, 2023