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Long Soup is when after giving a blow job she does not spit or swallow but dribbles his semen out of her mouth as far as possible before slurping it back up again
Damn, I gave the best head last night and even made Long Soup, he loved it!
The idea that once something has passed there is not anything you can do about it and you must control what you can control.
"Yo my mom just died"
"Soup of chicken man"
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The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.
I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.
She couldn’t control her soup coolers, so she had
to re-heat the soup
When someone places a human body in an acidic substance that will melt the body into a sludge or liquid.
Jeffrey Dahmer made people soup out of them boys over there.
A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3
Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............
When someone cums in anothers ass and they blow a cum bubble and you eat it.
How you like that sour soup for breakfast