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Hand Hurdles

When people have an obsession when talking to move there hands in a forward circle motion making them appear to jump over invisible hand hurdles.

John can't talk without jumping over those hand hurdles

by SDax April 15, 2019


handed to him

Another way to say, "beat down" or "ass whipped".

He got into a fight and really got it handed to him.

by Bringthefunk April 1, 2016


hand baking

Warming your hands in your's or another person's pants.

Tina began hand baking her hands against Todd's warm balls on a cold fall night.

by Floppybananas May 5, 2018


hand-aid

Noun: a helpful handjob to put a band-aid on your emotional state.

Hey baby, I could use a hand-aid right now!

by Slippery slapper March 28, 2021


Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 17, 2010


Mehlige Hand

A German idiom describing someone, who is a particularly experienced baker.

A: “mmh these cookies are delicious! You must have a real mehlige Hand.”
B: “Thank you so much!”

by MyLittlePonyLoverXXX December 5, 2021


Pass a hand

To make a move; cop a feel; fondle someone sexually

Man that chick is hot! I'm going to try and pass a hand!

by Bigbootyjudy337 September 4, 2015