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golf tree

An obstacle thats in the way of the hole

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree

by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021


splittin trees

The act of sharing marijuana cigarettes with others.

"Man, I know her, she get high! We was splittin trees all night!

by GBlaster June 13, 2013


Decorating the tree

Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance

Similar terms such as “deck the halls

Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”

Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”

Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”

Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”

by Deekp145 December 6, 2019


Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!

Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!

by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015


Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 5, 2013


tree spa

a spa that is located up in a tree, almost like a treehouse.

The woman needed a break, so decided to go o the tree spa.

by UrbanWordPerson January 28, 2010


The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.

I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.

by bencurryy May 3, 2022