tank your crank

A phrased used to politely tell a cranky jack ass to shut the hell up or to contain their bad mood.

Person One: Hey man do you want a pickel?

Person Two: What the hell man, you know i hate pickels, why would you even offer me one you asshole!

Person One: Whoooaa there buddy, tank your crank!

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Like a tank top

Something a ginger kid said at Fantasy World in Kissimmee, Florida who most likely had corona.

I scored a goal! Like a tank top!

drunk tank

When a man has had too much alcohol and can't get it up.

I went home with him, but spent the night masturbating in the drunk tank.

My vagina spent the night in the drunk tank.

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propane tank suprise

When having sex from the rear, known as "doggy style", after climaxing, and your partner turns around and smiles at you, you grab a propane tank and smack her in the your partner in the head with it.

"My girlfriend is pissed at me... I cumed all over her ass last night and when she was getting up to go take a shower, she turned around and looked at me and i gave her the propane tank suprise."

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Thomas The Tank Engine

Definition 1:
A mech out to help all beings he has taken down Thanos in a 1V1 match

Definition 2:
To scream “CHUGGA, CHUGGA, CHOO CHOO” as you drool into your girlfriends boobs and shake your head like a dog

“He is such a Thomas The Tank Engine ”

“Did you hear he did the Thomas The Tank Engine last night”

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Marine Corps tanks

The second best job in the world, second only to Marine Corps Force Recon. Invicible.

YATYAS: You ain't tanks, you ain't shit

The Marine Corps tanks can destroy anything.

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tank girl

A giant dyke on rampage

onlookers of the dyke -
check out that dyke!
the dyke -
what did you fuckin' sick ignorant pig me just call me?!

*carries on from there*

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