Asian persuasion

A group of half asians that are so sexy it makes u explode ur pants

Zach, Julia and Olivia are the AP FO LIFE MOFO *BANG**BANG* WORD 2 YO MOTHA PPPPEEAACE OOOWWWTTTT!!!

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tan asian

A blatently pale asian female who visits the local tanning salon 3 times a week; Or a Philippino.

"Have you met my friend lucy?"
"The girl from mexico?"
"No, she's from Hong Kong."
"Really? she's one hell of a tan asian"

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asian beard

A few stubbles of hair coming from the chin.

"Hey man I see you haven't shaved in a few days, nice asian beard!"

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the asian persuasion

A Asian woman that is the equal perception of a nympho..

Asa akira-the Asian persuasion

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Asian-Fit-In

When a man with uncomfortably small penis moves to ANY Asian country to fit in with the sexual competition

Guy with normal sized dick 1: Did you here about Robert?
Guy with normal sized dick 2: No, what happened?
Guy with normal sized dick 1: After his last pick up, he was obliged to do an Asian-Fit-In.
Guy with normal sized dick 2: So the rumors were true!!!
Guy with normal sized dick 1: He's in a better place now.

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Grass Asian

1. to cut together two or more pieces of film/ footage that have nothing to do with each other

Carl: Hey Greg get me some film for this Grass Asian.

Greg: Ok Carl what do you want to be on it.

Carl: Greg! It's a Grass Asian it doesn't matter.

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asians

not necessarily people from china. people from thailand, singapore, taiwan, malaysia, hong kong , philippines, japan, korea, are also considered fucking asians.

daquan: "hey dawg! look at that ching chong!! he's asian!!! i wonder where he's from"

sharkeisha: dang nigga, all asians are from china.......

daquan: na uh.. asians are all ova the fucking place man........ they have good ass porn and also they cant find the fucking mh 370 plane

sharkeisha: nigga wut

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