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oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.
Phrase used to describe how lame something is.
Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s
Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!
Something really annoying that really pisses you off.
Wake up everyday at 6 a.m is a real pain in the ass
When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.
Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.
Josh Zerkka to Behzinga: 'i'm like on the 24th day of November of this year I shall scran ass once again!'
A man who thinks his taste in asses is the best. Often there is a racist connotation e.g. he sees a fat and round ass as inherently grotesque and something only minorities could be aroused by. Also known as an ass elitist.
Guy 1: Wow, look at that fine woman over there, her ass is so fat and amazing.
Ass supremacist: You like that man? That's fucking gross. You got black in your dna bud, by any chance?
Guy 2: Ignore that racist prick, he's an ass supremacist.
A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.
"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"