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Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"
A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"
The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
The act of forcefully passing a kidney stone by ejaculating.
There was no other option but to blow out the stone like a loaded cannon.
When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.
Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight
The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.
i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.