Real reason I can't make it to work today.
But, really, I am in bed.
Got hooked-up at a party last night and didn't realize morning would come so soon. So I'm calling in chick.
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When a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. The term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.
Guy A: "You're back quick - I thought you said you had to drop a deuce?"
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "
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used when stoned and striaght nuckel to nuckel
chick a blam dog stright pound that shit
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The dick of a female... often quite vascular and repulsive
Her chick dick bulged out of her jeans
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An emotional moment, from chick flick movies, used by Dean Winchester on the show Supernatural.
"Eeeew!!!! Chick Flick Moment!"
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One female that enjoys partying, is or acts like a ho, acts like a ditz or airhead, and is addicted to something such as drugs, alcohol, or tobacco.
1: Did you see that Gibbons Chick last night at the party?
2: Yea, shes such a slut / ho bag
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A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.
Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there