homophobic faggot

someone who claims to be homophobic but secretly is gay or not yet aware of their homosexuality

Person 1:you are such a homophobic faggot
Person 2:SHUT UP IM NOT GAY!

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homo faggot

Some one that is so gay they need to be called gay twice.

Drew is such a homo faggot

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faggot built

A man who pretends to be tough but knows he is actually soft as a faggot on the inside

I had to check this faggot built nigga tryin to play hard in front of his boys

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Faggot Cat

A parody of the song, "Robot Cat" by Logan Whitehurst

On Channel 27 at a quarter to three,

I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no check, no C.O.D.,

so I called them with my credit card, quick as could be
Nobody better get in my way

I got the package in the mail today!
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away

Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws

It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warning's about,

but hey, that's okay; I can figure it out!
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears

Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together; what did I see?

I saw a faggot cat looking right at me

Well, it slices, it dices, it catches the mices

It's got a stock ticker with the Wall Street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar

Say, it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium cranium, chip in the brainium

Pentium? Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup, and flour,

'cause the faggot cat needs pancake power

When I say fag, you say got. Fag, got, fag, got.
When I say got, you say cat. Got, cat, got, cat.
Word to the F to the A to the double-G to the GOT to the C-A-T
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, cat
So when I say Faggot, you say cat. Faggot, cat, faggot, caaaaaaat

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mega faggot

A faggot thats really annoying

Rudi is a mega faggot.

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faggot fuckface

A gay asshole who walks with a tampon stuck up his ass, has a VERY small penis, and uses every girl he dates.

"Did you see that faggot fuckface?"

"Isn't Michael such a faggot fuckface?"

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gaylord faggot

a kid who takes pictures of himself with peace signs and has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). pretends he has a girlfriend who does not exist.

"Hey did you see that kid Evan?"

"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"

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