Holy Shit

Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint, Saint Coprius of Palestine. (Agios Kopros)

The Feast-Day of "Holy Shit" is September 24th

Holy Shit, Intercede to God for Us!

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The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity of Weed is the three basic things one might have while smoking. Weed, A lighter & Visine or other eyedrops. If you have those three, you can pretty much smoke anywhere with anything (pipe, blunt, bong etc) And the eye drops are for stopping redness in the eyes. Mostly in backpacks of high school students.

Jim: Bro, I wanna smoke before class/
Joe: We should throw fives. But how are we gonna get it fast?
Jim: Its cool. Marks got the Holy Trinity in his backpack.
(Fist Bump)

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Holy Diver

When some bitch says not to say holy shit anymore so your like "OMFG HOLY DIVER" from now on.

Person 1:"Sweet Jesus that was crazy!"
Person 2: "Yeah holy diver!"

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Holy Cross

A tiny private school in Lynchburg, VA with crappy acedemics and a great basketball team. No one but your mom and your math teacher cares what your grades are as long as you play volleyball, basketball, or softball.

It doesn't matter that he has a 1.3, didn't you see his four 3-pointers in a row last night? Hell yea, that's what Holy Cross is all about!

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holy crap

A Name of a Orthodox Christian Saint...Saint Coprius (Holy Crap), Agios Kopros

Holy Crap, Intercede to God for Me!

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Holy Shit

Holy Shit comes from the Holy Cow of India. It could therefore be inferred as a blessing, making Shit a holy word.

"Holy Shit! Here comes Mongo!"

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holy water

Natural enemy of liberals. Just like stakes are a enemy of vampires or kryptonite is the enemy of superman.

The priest sprinked holy water on a woman who was a liberal slut.

Slut: "It burns, it burns, ahhhhhhhhh"

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