Jake-ing it

Choosing the most convoluted and usually wrong way to do something.

I thought this was a short cut, I've fucking Jake-ing it. Or in its past tense i have fucking Jake-ed it.

siribulk (ing)

Refers to a phase in strength training where an individual deliberately increases caloric intake and focuses on heavy resistance extra fries to gain significant mass and (potential) strength. This period is characterized by consuming a surplus of nutrients to support mass growth, often resulting in a concurrent increase in body weight, including some fat gain.

You're eating a lot, why?
I am siribulk (ing), I want my mass to expand deliberately.

Mio-ing

1) When you blurt things out that make no sense without thinking about it. Basically a half-baked thought that decided it wanted to come out before it was done.

2) To vomit words uncontrollably as if speaking to an audience when unprepared.

3)When you start losing an argument so bad, you just start saying "Fuck you if you think I'm stupid.".

4) To get so angry during an argument that one loses track of their own standpoint, disregards the opponent's standpoint, and begins spouting unrelated nonsense

Man 1: Yo ma, I really gotta brush my teeth.
Man 2: Hey did you know that a man in India decided to brush his teeth.
Man 1: What do you mean-
Man 2: And even though I said "No way man." He just stopped and looked around.
Man 1: Dude, you're mio-ing right now.
Man 2: I can't even pee upright.

Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.

Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.

Croc-ing

Any activity involving Crocs ®

The couple were croc-ing through the mall gracefully.

Chenzo-ing

When a person becomes heavily under the influence of alcohol, or can’t control their intake of alcohol, and begins to say and do things that may annoy the people around him or her.

“Uh-oh, he’s drunk too much tonight.. he’s about to start chenzo-ing.”

Taylor-ing

When you fall down the rabbit hole of watching, listening, or obsessing about Taylor Swift.

I stayed up all night Taylor-ing to prepare for the Eras Tour.

Don't bother me right now, I'm Taylor-ing.