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(n) To touch or caress with the dimples as an expression of affection or amorousness. Includes rubbing of cheeks. Required that the two have dimples on opposite sides of the cheek.
gimme a dimple kiSS~
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Performing 69 while a woman is on her period. The man ejaculates in the woman's mouth and the two kiss, the menstrual blood and semen mixing to form a beautiful rainbow of colour.
We shared the most beautiful rainbow kiss last night... This girl is really special.
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I'm gonna give u some australian kisses, but not if u have a nappy dugout
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n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.
I'm not sure exactly how I'm related to him, he's just a kissing cousin.
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The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.
The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.
If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.
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While 69'ing your girl and you are on the bottom. Unbeknownst to you your girl has a poop on deck.In a moment of pure pleasure, she loses control and a turd pops out and hits your forehead, then goes back in, essentially "kissing" you.
"Greg whats that brown mark on your forehead?"
"Ah man, I was goin down on my lady when all the sudden i got the Turtle Kiss ... a big shit just plopped on my forehead then jumped back in her butt. I was really really drunk, so it was cool."
"Dude...sick."
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When you and your families/roomates/girlfriends tooth brush are all in the same cup for holding when not in use and the bristles of your brush are touching the bristles of there brush and therefore the toothbrushes are kissing.
Generally a bad thing because the persons plaque is now shared with your plaque. IT is not a bad thing however when it is with a hot girl.
I got so disguisted when I saw that my toothbrush had done a toothbrush kiss with my fat roomie Kevin's toothbrush.
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