Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

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load a la mode

baking up a load of cum

Hey waiter I'd like to order the load a la mode.
Coming right up!

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a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

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bunkey-load

similar to the common phrase "butt load" but a little less crass. Lets be mindful of the children.

where you can go to pick black berries. LIKE A BUNKEY-LOAD OF THEM!!!

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Loading up a superflat

When you bust a fat nut in a flat chick

Guy 1: hey you wanna get something to eat later?
Guy 2: sorry I can’t I’m loading up a superflat

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Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.

Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

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Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"

Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."

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