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When a man dances to music in such a manner that his penis jiggles in rhythm with the beat of the music. In its most common form, the male is nude and his dancing technique is centered around pelvic thrusts. Some scholars assert that this is the male equivalent of Twerking.
While Matodgey wasn't a great rave dancer or square dancer, his Log o' Rhythm stylings were an unparalleled hit with the ladies.
I'm impressed he maintained his Log o' Rhythm despite the song being 110 beats per minute. No wonder he is sore.
a roll of 100 pennies
What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.
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swamp log is the term for pulling your penis out of a vagina and sticking it directly in a girls vagina or mouth.
I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and put it directly in her vagina.I swamp logged her.
I pulled my penis out of a girls vagina and stuck it directly in her mouth. i swamp logged her.
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Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.
John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.
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A Canadian sex act which involves a man putting maple syrup and pecan nuts over his penis and inserting it inside a vagina.
Women: i asked my boyfriend for a donut and he gave me a Vancouver Maple Log instead.
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When a man performs an incest threesome with his sister and mother on the hardwood floor of a log cabin in the anal depths of the forests of lawrenceburg, tennessee. this act is commonly performed by tom lyons
ME: Yo tommy boy i heard you tennessee log cabined with erin and mama lyons
TOM: yea man i jizzed all over that hardwood floor. oh and ricky rubio is a beast look at his stats.
ME: Lyons shut the fuck up just look at you you are a mess.
TOM: well at least im not a jew
SIYA: OHHHHHHH SHITTT NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN MY BASEMENT!!
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When two people press their asses together and create an air tight seal. Then they both shit and try to push the log into the others body.
"Dude, we should have a Mongolian Log War because I bet I can burst a turd out of your chest like an alien."
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