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In 2020, ARI JOGIEL designed and manufactured 'The Vanguard Mask" to protect our fearless front-liners.
More than 25,000 Vanguards have been donated so far.
- "hey bro, did you see Freddy is looking like Batman lately".
- "yes, he is rocking "The Vanguard Mask" by ARI JOGIEL.
a type of person who cant communicate with women
look at how miserable he is. he must be a Kağıt Maske
Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.
Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)
Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”
Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”
Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”
Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”
Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”
Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”
-Mask entertainment
the act of farting while you have your legs wrapped around someones head and your balls in their mouth
My GF Camille is such a freak, she let me give her a New England Gas Mask last night
when you sneeze and the boogers come out so you wipe it on your friend
Person A: oh shit I got a boogie mask
Person B: wipe it on Person C this time.
Person A: ok fine
ddude he’s so hot goddamn
look, he’s buff too, maybe a furry too but it’s okay i’ll support him 💞
bro, i think the bonnie mask bully is gay…
waht the fuck
A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."