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A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.
Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.
The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience
Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.
When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”
To power vomit all day, at work.
Pulley: "Hey man that was an awesome party last night!!"
Aaron: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet. Say, have you seen Mike? He left early last night."
Pulley: "Ummm. Last I saw he was under his desk mikeing up."
A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.
Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy
To face paint another males face with you cock
Oh you face paint looks good did you get a mike cox