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Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 4, 2013


Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 25, 2023


Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 7, 2023


Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon August 6, 2013


vietnamese ass wash

This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.

This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.

Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.

by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006

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Faux Wash and Dry

The act of walking out of a bathroom at work holding a paper towel as if you actually washed your hands after doing your business there. Designed to avoid the looks and comments of people who may be in the hall at the time you are exiting.

"Dude I never really wash my hands after pissin' at home because i am clean and all but at work I have to faux wash and dry my hands to avoid the jeers of all the pretentious a-holes I work with who might see me coming out of the shitter.

by guitargodrob1970 February 27, 2009

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George Washing machine

Ah yes we have a washing machine running for president

It means george washing machine

by okokstopit January 12, 2021

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