Give your bestie/besties the biggest hug u have ever made!
*hugs tight*
Bestie: why did u hug me?
You: it’s November 14!!
The birthday of the best person in the entire world
You know Will? He was born on November 22nd and he is the most wonderful person I have ever known.
-J☽
The Worldwide holiday to spread awareness to stop f**king uploading days to urban dictionary
😤✊🏻
Me: Opens urbandictionary
The homepage: November 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9- November 22, December 69, February 12, January 8-
Me: 🧐
national always say yes daddy to your boyfriend day
november 17th
gimme that gwak gwak 3000
yes daddy
Jamie: Yo have you had sex with Jesse yet?
Gabi: no he’s participating in No nut November 😭
Today will be National Hug Your Pillow And Pretend It’s Your Crush Day! We know, we all are lonely right now.
“Do you know what day it is?”
‘Of course, it’s November 1st!’
“Well it’s also National hug your pillow day and pretend its your crush!”
‘Oh, okay person who simps over fictional characters.’
“Whatever! Can’t wait to cry while hugging the pillow thinking of them.”