Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.
Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.
Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.
My A-1 since day 1.
A turd of epic size that clogs the porcelain and requires a poop knife in order to be contained.
George dropped the ol moose deuce at in the employee restroom and bailed when the toilet overflowed.
When you take a dump and it’s bloody.
I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?
A police officer and/or CO. Originating from prisons and county jails, this term is used to alert others of correctional officers entering the unit/cell block. Once out of incarceration, many former inmates continue to use this term to alert others of (a) law enforcement official(s) presence.
Most of us saw the correctional officer enter the unit. Many inmates yelled "deuce deuce!" in a vain attempt to alert the men smoking marijuana in the bathroom.
(inmate no.1)What happened to alI of your ass tobacco? (inmate no.2)I saw the deuce deuce coming in for the raid and I threw it across the unit. (inmate no.1) Daaaamn bro. That sucks!
Fire gun that uses .22 caliber bullets
Take the deuce deuce, we're gonna need it
Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.
Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"
Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."
The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.
I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.