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1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.
I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.
A group of idiots and morons that have come together from doing/ saying stupid shit, to create a nation of retards.
"That was so retarded. I guess now you're part of the Retard Nation."
Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.
(Studied at the University of Princeton)
Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.
Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?
Someone who surpasses the Stupidness of a normal Retard Or lacks a large amount of Self Awareness
Did you hear that Jack is now classified as a Super Retard?
Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.
Friend: What are you doing bah?
Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?
Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.
Friend: Ok, I get you know.
Retard Vibes Definition