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One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.
P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers
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When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.
Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...
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A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.
Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.
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When your girlfriends eats your ass right before hot sex.
Mindy and Savannah tossed salad right before our threesome
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A combintion of multiple different types of Marijuana.
This blunt we're rolling is going to be a nice salad.
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a tossed salad that has white dressing all over it.
AKA Manually spreading your partners butt cheeks and licking the area between their sexual organ and anus after semen has been applied.
I was giving her a Ceaser salad then I realized how salty my cum is!
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To have your hole properly licked for hours.
My slave likes to toss salad for hours. I was sitting on his face. I loved it.
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