i dont like sand

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO WALK ON THE BEACH AND SCREAM AT HER AND SAY'' I DONT LIKE SAND'' ANAKIN WAIFU HATES SAND SO NEVER GO TO HIS GRAVE AND PUT SAND OR HE WILL COME BACK TO LIFE AND TURN INTO GOKU AND YELL '' I DONT LIKE SAND FAGGOT!''

Padame: anakin wanna fuck on the beach? Anakin: I DONT LIKE SAND

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saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

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sand up her fanny

a girl who is always irritable and angry
a funnier way of saying bitch

"Dude, Sally is sooo mean to me the whole time."
"Duh! She's got sand up her fanny."

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Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.

That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

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tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.

Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."

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leather studded kiss in the sand

A term from Lady GaGa's song "Bad Romance".
No one is really sure what it means, but it sure does sound pretty cool.

In the music video she grabs her crotch region when she says that phrase, giving it a sexual connotation.

"I want your drama, the touch of your hand, i want your leather studded kiss in the sand" - Lady GaGa

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Sand in your vagina

When someone experiences a lot of discharge from a genital infection.

You’re so itchy because you have sand in your vagina.

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