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Santa is a big old jolly man who lives in the North Pole. He has Elves that make toys all year round to give to children all over the world on the night of Christmas Eve. Children leave cookies or sweets and milk for Santa to eat while he’s visiting that night. On Christmas morning, the children get up and open the presents that Santa left for them he might before. But you have to be good! Or else you’ll get coal that night...
“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!”
The biggest Hoe going, she likes to suck a lot of dick, the biggest cock sucker you will ever meet.
You will never enjoy her suckin you dick.
She loves cock her body count us about 99+
Santa: Can i please suck you dick? I love sucking dick!
A fat old man wearing red and is 200+ years old, he leaves presents under the first tree he freaking sees and in return he eats your milk and cookies you were planning to eat in the morning. He has he many midgets that are working for him and is too fat and lazy to make the toys himself. He yells ho ho ho and disturbs the people trying to sleep, he breaks into innocent peoples homes and makes annoying christmas carols that always get stuck in your head at the wrong time of season.
Susie: OMG! stop acting like Santa!
Jay: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Loves to give children stuff like toys but knows we’re they live and knows what they do and love to get them on his leg or lap
Are you a Santa
Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan
"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"