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The number one reason why men are stupid.
The philosopher might wonder why, aside from being an evolutionary device, men are attracted to having sex.
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Fangirl 1 - "Did you see the new DCriss picture?"
Fangirl 2 - "efhwerusexoghruguewrbgwbr"
*sex riot*
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The best thing ever where a guy and a girl get together. They get naked, the guy gets his big wet cock dripping with cum and shoves it up the girls vagina. Once the cock is in it roles around and it feels great. The women and man then start to make noises, this is called a moan. They do this because of how great it feels. Sex is hard work and is tiring so always drink lots before you do it. Although it is such hard work it is worth it because of how great it feels and also you get a prize at the end. This prize is children. Sex can also be a women with a women but that is pointless because you can't make babies then. It can also be a man on a man.
I just had sex with my bf it felt so so good and we made babies
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to put your penis in a women's vagina or to do a lot more
James follows Trish into the woods. almost immediately James turns around and pins Trish to the floor. James starts stripping her first he got the bra and undid it and started squeezing and sucking on her boobs making moans as loud as he could! Trish was enjoying this and to show her appreciation she started moaning and asking for "more" "harder" James got down to the final bit the nickers he slid his finger down and fingered her so hard. he stripped her and started licking her clit multiple times in till he got into sucking the vagina he licked and put his tongue into the centre of her vagina as fast as possible ... he stuck his penis into her vagina and she screamed and moaned about how good it was. he released and stripped himself he was now licking her stomach and thighs . he got Trish up and made her neal he grabbed hold of trishes head and got her to suck his dick he started to cum in trishes mouth and Trish swallowed it...it was the best sex ever they kept going in till they could no longer they were sucking on each other playing with each other. James trapped hold of his penis and stuck it in her arse and was sliding in and out with ease they both really enjoyed this
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It's what you get when you Tim.
Girl: Wow you have mucho sexness
Guy: Yup, I'm just that Tim.
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The act of breeding two plants, or two animals. This is done frequently by marijuana farmers.
Sexing goats for a living is my dream.
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the best thing in life; when a man pounds his penis into a girls crouch, causing her to yelp or moan.
man, me and cam had sex last night, and he rocks at putting his penis in the right spot!!
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