she spilt something on her shirt

The reason guys stare at women's breasts so often.

guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!

guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!

guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.

guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

wearing your girl friends shirt

a person that is scared of something ,or scared of everything you ask of them

i guess your wearing your girl friends shirt today

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Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.

Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest

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And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

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Button Up Your Shirt Straight

Meaning, get it right

John: Can you spot me this soda.

Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight

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Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)

Time can't afford no time
Can't afford the rhyme
Never mind, someday maybe
Boy meets girl
And love, love is on it's way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Bang, feel a little love
Carino dime
Never mind, someday Terry

Feel the pain
Hit, feel, rap, sweat
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Why, feel the floor
Sweets for my way
Boy meets girl
Boy meets girl
Feel the rhyme
Take the time
Go fighting to the top
Go number one
Stick a honey bun
Your mind begins to flop
How take in steam
Recall your dream
Hey Camisas
Your favorite shirt is on the bed
Do a somersault on your head

Favourite Shirts (Boy Meets Girl)

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