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soggy broom

When your pubic hair is full of coital juices and you take it across the face of your partner.

We wrapped up a lunch time quicky and I gave them a soggy broom.

by Slappy whiskerbiscut November 17, 2016


Soggy McDickChicken

When a guy is having sex with a chick and he pulls out early and blasts his McFlurry splash on a thing of McChickens and makes the girl eat it

The other night after the bar Ty took that chick home and gave her a plate of Soggy McDickChickens they picked up from McDonalds

by Soggy McDickChicken December 17, 2021


Soggy Burrito

When a female does not wipe herself after going to the bathroom

Jessica is gross. She just walked out of the bathroom with a soggy burrito.

by Cuban59 March 7, 2024


Soggy Chick

A baby piece of chicken is in a pool. Known to be a better pet than a "my soggy chicken in a pool".

A chick fell in my pool and became a "soggy chicken".

by Chick040506__ January 1, 2017


soggy mailbox

I bet you expected this to be a dick joke

LOL

Me and the boys after we tell someone to search for soggy mailbox on urban dictionary:

by L.t.r89 December 26, 2023


Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020


Soggy Beard

When a twat sucks on his beard and makes it soggy.

Did you see Ryan sucking on his beard? He's a fucking soggy beard.

by soggybeardlover July 17, 2018