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Pretty self explanatory. A sexual manuever between a guy and a girl. One of the partners performs a crab walk, while the other parter performs a bear walk, they bone in these positions. This makes sex both fun and mobile. A company is designing a harness for this manuever so that it will be easier and less physically strenuous to perform.
"I totally pulled the C-dub B-dub on that girl last night, it was awesome." (the common slang for crab walk bear walk is C-dub B-dub)
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A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?
Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!
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When a male has testicular crabs, he places Old Bay Seasoning on his balls and allows a female to suck the crabs off.
Yeah Baby, its all you can eat West Virginia Blue Crab down there.
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When a male and female are naked and fighting like crabs the male will begin to pour hot bacon oil onto the female therefore lubing her up. The male will then lightly cover his penis with sand and bury it in the females vagina whilst putting his hands up in a crab claw like fashion. The remaining cooked bacon can then be used as a tasty snack.
Susan asked me to do a Hot bacon crab dip with her last night, I couldn't resist. The bacon was a nice reward also.
Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning
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When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.
Gina: I had a great night last night.
Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?
Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!
Kirsten: You're such a skeever
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A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.
I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.
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When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
AHhhhhhhh! Michael Norman just gave me an egyptian crab knarkler AGAIN!!!!
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