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The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.
Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.
Shit white folk cant eat but claim they can because they were feeling sassy after eating a lightly salted lays chip a week ago
Some white kid: oh boy time for seasoning!
Mom: oh dont put to much season on there billy!
Some white kid: theres never to much salt mom!
To watch an entire television season in one sitting.
We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.
To watch an entire television season in one sitting.
We spent yesterday seasoning The Walking Dead.
Experienced, certified, expert, mature, well-rounded or well-trained
"Hey man, who built that Santa Clause house?"
"I don't know dude, but whoever it was must have been a SEASONED carpenter!"
Experienced in a particular field or activity. Knows the ropes already and doesn't need training or instructions.
In a restaurant kitchen;
Cook: How's the new dishwasher? Does he require babysitting?
Manager: No, he's seasoned. He worked two years at that barbecue place down the street.
Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)
"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."
"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."