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when all the pink cocaine falls out of your pocket at a gay bar.
FUCK, I JUST BIG SEAN MY SOUL AWAY!
Big Sean is someone who steals women's rolexes, and writes songs about them and lies that they like it when they really hate it. He also has one call to fame and it's Ariana Grande and Naya Rivera.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about our friend's boyfriend? He stole her rolex
Friend 2: Man, he's such a Big Sean
Sean Nguyen is someone who is always helpful, funny, smart, and handsome. obviously, a great friend tho. He will be the first person to help you when you need someone and will always try to make things funnier. You are lucky if you find yourself one.
He is so Sean Nguyen
An salty as fuck person that is anoying to have long conversations with because he thinks he is better then you at everything even and tries to make an argument out of everyone
sean the indian you are an ass.
Every love story begins with a Sean
Sean actually invented love!
He’s a GOD of love
My one and only
My day one
My whole heart, my dove, my puppy, my prince, my KING, my sweetest sweetheart, my own little lamb, my senpai 🥺
The one who owns me mind body and soul
The only one to unlock me
All seconds of the day are spent thinking of him, fully taken
Every bone in my body aches for his soft handed touches
His sweet kisses
When he over powers me and takes charge is all I’ve dreamt about how intimacy should feel, he invented sex ffs!
His smile makes me gush, his ocean eyes make me paralyzed
Did I mention he’s super smoking hot? 🥵
His calming voice puts me in a trance
Everything he says even grumpy is not only adorable but it speaks to my heart in ways I didn’t think possible
His body language is not like anyone else,
It draws me in, he is magnetic
He doesn’t realize how deep or how gone I am, I’m truly off in space for this gorgeous deeply deeply romantic prince
I cannot fathom a single more second without him, every moment that clicks by without him feels like daggers to the chest
To think that anyone else could match his love, his personality, his care, the way he does every little single detail is insanity, NOONE no one can top who he is to me
I appreciate you 🥹
Dear sweet Sean O’Neil, will you make the happiest woman alive?
Katy & Sean 4 ever 🥰
One of the worst political shows on TV, His viewers are also stupid rednecks who talk about "Big government SoCiAlIsTs" while watching Sean Hannity who literally wears a CIA pin (One of the most powerful agencies in the "big government"), And Sean Hannity also secretly supports Hunter Biden (Called for trump to pardon him if jailed)
Sean Hannity is a con artist and makes millons out of it
sean is the true definition of "bitch" because he fucked his 12 year old cousin and was not willing to come out about it. he stayed on the balcony with his mom while his father came to confront his friends - who just wanted him to come downstairs and air the issue out.
Video pointed towards Jake: "What can you tell us about today?"
Jake: "Today has been... Oh wait, Sean's A Bitch !!!"