too good for rice pudding

When someone, especially a woman, is too good for certain foods- especially average foods- and you just want to abruptly wake the bitch up from slumber and force feed said bitch dog food or spaghettios as criminal revenge

mossism

You never take me to "that" place

I'm too good for rice pudding!

What is this?

always orders out on your dollar- that biatch!

Lindt or Godiva honey! You know better!

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Mr. Me Too

A person (usually a man, but can also be a woman) who has sexuallyharrassed or assaulted a person, leading the victim to proclaim "Me Too" after describing the incident usually via social media.

Girl: My neighbor tried to kiss me last night and he's married.

Friend: Oh wow! He always seemed so nice, I didn't know he was a Mr. Me Too. Sad.

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don't get too comfortable

You shoulnd't take your releationships for granted. Getting seriously engaged in a comittment will eventually lead to a heartbreak, where the guy is the heartbroken one (most of the times). So man up and don't get too comfortable. Otherwise shit gon' hurt.

Fred: "Have you heard of Jason, he is miserable after what happened with Ronja"
Lucas: "I've told him to never get too comfortable. Those bitches ain't good for us. Hope he feels better soon!"

Fred: "Yeah, man. Don't get too comfortable. Ever!"

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woah too cool

Jamie's hair XD

Jamie's hair is like woah too cool!

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too much sand for my truck

Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.

*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck

Ya too goo bro

To be way too good at something. Usually a term associated with the video game Halo.

Jim-"Shit dude i just got that triple no-scope!"
Bubba- "Ya too goo bro!"

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Things are getting too spicy for the pepper

A quote made by Francine Smith from American Dad. She tried many times to write a quote that was worth remembering after her death, and this was what she decided upon, with the help of Klaus the fish.

Person 1: I don't want to eat your home-cooked food anymore!
Person 2: Why don't you like it? Do you want me to make chicken parmesan more often, since you like it so much?
Person 1: No! Your food is just terrible.
Person 3: Ooh, things are getting too spicy for the pepper here!

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