whole ass wife

The best of the absolute best. No one will ever compare. The "one"

Dana Jo Snead is a whole ass wife

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wife-beater day

A day where, as a man, you don't plan on leaving the house, so you resort to wearing a wife beater.

"I've got final exams tomorrow, so it looks like today will be another wife-beater day."

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Wife changing money

When a Crypto Trader makes so much money that his wife changes and starts being really nice to him

Cryptomanran: Tons of people will make wife changing money in this next Altcoin cycle!... so much money that your wife changes and starts being really nice to you!

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Nature's Wife Beater

The result of wearing a tank top out in the sun on the first really nice day of Spring. When you remove the shirt, it still looks like you are wearing a pasty white wife beater tank top.

Who's that douchebag sporting a nature's wife beater?

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Sarah My Wife

The wonderful elusive beauty I have been fated to love forever regardless of the pain and torture my heart must endure.

Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.

Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.

Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.

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Tom Holland’s Wife

Madison Mccann. She goes by Madi for short. She loves her husband Tom and thinks he’s litterally the hottest person ever. She loves all his movies, or marvel movies in general and knows everything about them. Don’t you wish you were Madi Mccann, Tom Holland’s Wife?

Hey look! It’s Tom Holland’s Wife!!! Hey Madi!!

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xoxo x wife

The women who used to be married to the guy you are sleeping with. A trainwreck--- who wears to much makeup, is overweight and can't snag a man.

"Who's that chubby chick hanging on your man"?
Oh, ---- its his xoxo x wife, even though they've been divorced 10 years she just can't let go"

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