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San Francisco Tractor Pull

Originally designed as a contest for gay men, two people standing back to back have one set of anal beads inserted into their rectums and proceed to have a tug-of war by clenching and attempting to pull away from each other.

Tom was the clear winner in last nights San Francisco Tractor Pull, Tony did go away with 2cd place and a prolapsed rectum though.

by IUD or IED? May 6, 2020


pulled out and repainted

Right before coming, the dick is pulled out and cum sprayed on the body.

Austin pulled out and repainted it.

by Pow pow mfucker February 23, 2018


umbrella pull through

The metaphorical act of mechanically clearing out the bowel area by the rectal insertion of said umbrella, opening it and removing it from within the individual while it remains in the open state, thus replicating the result akin to that of an enema. This act is suggested as a remedy to the individual subsequent to their having passed some particularly pungent gas.

"Jesus Bob, that fart was evil! You so need an umbrella pull through!"

by splatharri February 13, 2018


Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.

Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey

by Totallylily:) August 17, 2017


Pulling a PJ

Pulling a “Pj” is a move originated by Philip Coppess Jr when he moved out of his girlfriends house when she was on a cruise ship. The move is performed when your spouse or roommate is out of town, on vacation or otherwise just out having a good time. You then you move all your stuff out without telling them so when they come back from a good vacation they are not only shocked but saddened.

She’s going on vacation next week so I’m thinking of pulling a pj, can I come stay at your house? Keep all my stuff there for months?

by WaxyWizard May 15, 2021


Pull a Bob

When you are snipped, done having kids and you end up getting your wife pregnant.

Friend: “Jon, your wife has baby fever.”
Jon: “yeah that’s not happening unless she sleeps with someone else or we Pull a Bob.”

by HardyWagamon May 8, 2022


Straight Pull Up

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone. The straightest of all the pull ups. Have to say yooooooo before.

Usually used by indo canadian gangsters to jump someone.

Yooooo man buddies straight pull up on him yooo.

Yo miuru and his cousins straight pulled up on me yoooo straight jumped me yoooo.

Yo man callin up my fawkinn buddies yooo straight pull up.

by Existential Crisis May 17, 2018