The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it a little too much
The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
The other day I told my mother-in-law to eat shit, she dared me to do the Virgin hot dog
Mad Dogging Face, or "MDF," is when a male constantly has a pissed off look or scorn expression on his face.
Male equivalent to the female version of Resting Bitch Face, or "RBF."
"That new dude, Sam, at the gym seems cool, but he has MDF. He needs to smile more to break that Mad Dogging Face."
The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.
Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"
The act of going ass to mouth while wearing a bomb suit.
After successfully disabling the explosive device, Brent went ass to mouth on his girlfriend. With his balls covered in shit, he announced "you have officially received the first ever, penley dog!"
The sexual act of inserting a phallus shaped piece of poop into her vagina instead of a penis. The bun is the vagina.
She thought we were going out to lunch, but instead I gave her a hot-dog.