yer ma's face

the ultimate comeback for the typical slag-fest

Person one: "Aye, yer ma"
Person two: "Aye, yer face"
Person one: "Aye, yer ma's face!"

Quality...

Say it to my face :)

Wow honey you said you didn’t like me behind my back good for you! 🥳 🏅

If you don’t like me say it to my face :)

skeeted on your face

when you see a midget in the hallway, you say this

Get out of my house faggot!! Skeeted on your face!

National fart on a gingers face day

February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one

Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day

Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !

resting bartender face

cora.

“cora you need to smile more you have resting bartender face”

smelly bum face

A person who is a absolute nonce and has a small willy

Jude is a smelly bum face

phuck face

A nicer way to call someone a fuck face.

My friend was being a phuck face at the bar last night.