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A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.
- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.
When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock
Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.
I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.
When you smack your hard penis across a girls face. This is normally a form of punishment for something they refused to do earlier.
"My girlfriend refused to go anal with me last night so I gave that bitch a cock n' slash."
What you say when you are getting fucked
Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot
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A night dedicated to Ireland dominating the Theta Chi Beer Olympics.
Ireland had themselves one hell of a night cock last night. Fuck Andre.
The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.
Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag