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A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.
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When you're "whipped" by your significant other, but it's for good reason and anyone would be. Everyone knows it.
"Yo, he's hot-whipped.. but I would be too. She is SO fine and thiccc."
When someone has diarrhea and shits on someone's face.
Dude this girl shit on this guy's face. That's a hot curl man
a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
When you cum after fucking a bag of flaming hot cheetos
"Bro last night I had the best flaming hot cumshot ever!"
A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,
Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.
Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.
Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?
Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.