you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.

Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me

let me copy that for you

AKA: LMCTFY
This term is used to identify a dumb-sh** move when making changes to a computer or computing system - basiclay saying "you dumb-sh**". Basically doing something that will clearly not work, such as copying a Windows Computers OS drive to a different computers OS drive by drag and dropping everything, including all system directories, oh, and dont forget checking the "Overwrite" box.
Think ID10T Error

To the person doing the dumb-sh** move: "How about you let me copy that for you"

Show me your cock day

It is april 12. Show me your cock day

12 of april is show me your cock day

Ping me

To send someone a message using internet chat programs such as Skype, Lync, or Instant messenger.

Phone user 1: What's your contact information?
Phone user 2: It's...

Phone user 1: Better yet. Ping me.
Phone user 2. ok Cool.

Mr. Feed me

A fat cat that loves milk, fish, and sleep. He's pretty calm and won't do much to stop him from petting you. He is ok with dogs that he is familiar with, but in any other case he murders. He's the oldest out of his siblings and takes care of hem, but he will steal their food the first chance he gets. "Does he poop in a liter box" No, he poops in any yard except the owners which is good, but at the same time bad when your neighbors find his poop on their new door-mat. In conclusion, Mr. Feed me's are the best kind of cats :)

I love Mr. Feed me. He is the BEST CAT EVER AND HE IS SUPERIOR TO ALL CATS

shamrock shake me

when you want irish singer song writer niall horan to fuck you

erin: i want niall horan to shamrock shake me

It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.

"It's not you, it's me" Is total bull crap.