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Grab so many boobs you can on 12.april
I grabbed 20 tits today
Oh damn i forgot it was the national grab tits day today
On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!
Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
Where all the balkan and world can celebrate the kurac amongst us and say kurac and tell to shut up about any other day out there.
Hey man, how is your kurac today, it National Kurac Day?
Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.
Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"
Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"
Josh:"It's National Josh day.."
Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"
April 1st is the day where you bully all of your friends named Mraz, even if you like them, for this day you must bully the ever living hell out of them.
"Look at the date! Its National Bully Mraz Day, you know what that means Mraz."