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if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
something you have never had
or the gender of your non existant girlfriend
me.
i am sex.
i am the definition.
person 1: you’re so sexy
person 2: i am not just sexy, Susan. i. am. sex. itself.
person 1: IT CAN’T BE!!
Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward
subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject
THEN VIOLENTLY CUM
And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it
When a man sticks his errect cock into a pussy
On day as i was getting ready to leave work on of my coworkers slipped me a note saying meet me in the bathroom. As i did i found her in the stall wearing only a bra anf thong. At this point i was horny as f and wanted her in me so i quickly got undressed and started kissing her and massaging her breasts whitch were huge. I started to undress her and as i did i saw her bright pink pussy begging to be fucked. I ate her out first and then she gave me a blowjob. I couldnt wait any longer i layed her on the ground and started to shallow fuck her getting deeper and deeper by the second it felt so good. I kept going faster at her screams and soon enough we both cummed and had a great time best sex ever
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