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You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.

Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon

by meorningchae March 27, 2022


Sex

Where baby come from ewww

Woman: *sex*
Man: *sex*

Baby: hi

by The when you want February 28, 2022


Sex

Happens when a stick like a penis is inserted into something of is size like a vagina

He slammed her onto the table to have sex with her… He totally shoved his entire dick in her vagina!

by Imcomin4u June 9, 2022


Sex

When a man inserts his penis into someone’s butt or vagina, it means they are having sex.

He slammed her onto the table to have sex with her… He totally shoved his entire dick in her vagina!

by Imcomin4u June 9, 2022


Sex

Putting a dick (which is attached to Deez nuts) in a “women’s” (assuming they exist) vagina.

Bro I just had sex with a REAL WOMEN, who knew they were real

by Birdswag29 September 5, 2021


Sex

Something you will never get

Boy: sex?
Girl: no

by Salty sock October 9, 2021


sex

the act of inserting your shlong into a girls urinary tract repeatedly until eventually you produce warm sex organelle which can impregnate her known as cum apparently

i had sex with your mom

by NotYourDadGaming September 23, 2022