forty two pounds of sand

when your cat eats forty two pounds of sand

dude he just ate forty two pounds of sand and died 😭😭😭

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pound back some notties

To jack off intensively to an extremely large amount of notty porn until you're on your back gasping for air.

Yesterday I pound back some notties to pics. of notty girls fingering their asses in an auditorium full of 3rd graders until I collapsed onto my back and had to call 911.

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Wall Pounding Camera Orgy

Wall pounding camera orgy: Said action is when two or more gay male partners hold eachother to the wall and begin ramming camera lenses/equipment up their anus'. Said camera pounder then invites friends to cum and take pictures and then procede to shove their cameras into all other orifaces of the male body.

Man Steve I've got bumps and bruises all over from last nights Wall Pounding Camera Orgy.

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federal pound me in the ass prison

correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"

see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"

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pound out a hot stack

Another term for defecation. Taking a dump, dropping a deuce, taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, etc.

Agh! I really need to run to the toilet to pound out a hot stack before I crap my pants...

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Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison

Word used in the movie Office Space by Michael to describe the world of horror they will soon be in when the company finds out about their money stealing scheme gone-wrong.

"I herby sentence you to five years in Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."

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300 Black men for 2 Pounds!

Clash Of Clans Moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guy 1: Guess what i bought for 2 pounds
Guy 2: 300 Black men for 2 pounds!

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